Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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