no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot