Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(864): View more from South Carolina

sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him

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(231): View more from Michigan

i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge

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(319): View more from Iowa

As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.

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(904): View more from Florida

For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring

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