Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

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(720): View more from Colorado

the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?

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(210): View more from Texas

Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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(510): View more from California

Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot

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