Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.