I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?