It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I just had sex on a roof
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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