question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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