remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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