U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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