Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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