Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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