I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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