If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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