I think I died a long time ago.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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