Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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