I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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