there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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