She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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