He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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