this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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