i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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