It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How does it feel to date your dad?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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