No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You can't special order awesome
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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