brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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