"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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