just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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