No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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