I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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