Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Couch. On fire.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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