did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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