were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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