DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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