North Korea, Best Korea!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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