Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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