So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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