two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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