Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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