Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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