I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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