Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
