nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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