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(413): View more from Massachusetts

no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!

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(207): View more from Maine

There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself

(207): View more from Maine

OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him

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(360): View more from Washington

Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one

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