Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
ttyl tear gas
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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