I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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