Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
you would pick up someone in the library
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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