I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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