Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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