Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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