Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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