Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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