I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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