We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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