IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I have feelings that need drinking.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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