Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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