one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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